Monday 23 November 2015

10 things to know before you go on a date with a Norwegian Guy!

This here is for you ladies:

Fancy a Norwegian guy ? A bit of  blonde, blue-eyed and tall Norwegian hunk? Here are 10 things to bear in mind before your first date with a Norwegian guy.

1. They are family orientated - they might not be interested in getting married (not a big deal in Norway), but they take family seriously.

2. They are calm and very reserved in nature - sometime, it can come across as being boring.  Naturally, they are introverted.

3. On a first date, don't expect the guy, who actually asked you out on the date, to pick the bill. It goes 50 -50 - dutch style....oh well , now Norwegian style.

4. They don't really expect kisses on a first date - if you ain't offering.

5. They 'come alive' after a glass or 2 of alcohol (wine, whisky, beer...etc).  This is when they suddenly become extroverts.

6. Oh yes - they are happy to 'hook up' on a first  date, end up in bed and next morning ask ' so what are we now'? hahahhahha.

7. They are downright hot and good looking!! This can be attributed to their disciplined lifestyle of exercising and eating healthy.

8. Expect to learn how to ski, mountain climbing and running in the forest - if the date goes well and you're taking things to the next level.

9. Expect to learn Norsk, else you'ld feel left out when in the midst of friends and family.  Norwegians only speak Norsk with and within themselves - you will be invisible during that period / time..sorry.

10. Not all Norwegians are like the above.  The ones that have spent some time living outside Norway are extremely super fun , simply because they have mixed with other people in the rest of the universe.


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2 comments:

  1. This is good to know.....I would have saved myself the shock from a date i had recently with a young CEO - who placed the bill right in the middle of the table, so that i can see my share of the bill...hmmmm

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    1. I am sorry, but isn't it the right thing to do? I never made my dates or my resent Norwegian boyfriend pay anything for me and I think its important to pay our own bills coz otherwise, it would be a mild prostitution...

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